Dept.of Transport Iniative Re-launched June 2006

[Ronnie W.]

Information Release.

Due to the nature of the quality of driving in England the Department of Transport has now devised a new scheme in order to identify poor drivers and give good drivers the opportunity to recognise them whilst driving.

For this reason as from the middle of May 2006 those drivers who are found

to be driving badly which includes:

-overtaking in dangerous places;

-hovering within one inch of the car in front;

-stopping sharply;

-speeding in residential areas;

-pulling out without indication;

-performing U turns inappropriately in busy highstreets;

-under taking on motorways and

-taking up more than one lane in multi lane roads,

These drivers will be issued with flags, white with a red cross, signifying their inability to drive properly. These flags must be clipped to a door of the car and be visible to all other drivers and pedestrians. Those drivers who have shown particularly poor driving skills will have to display a flag on each side of the car to indicate their greater lack of skill and general lower intelligence mindset to the general public.

 

Please circulate this to as many other motorists as you can so that drivers and pedestrians will be aware of the meaning of these flags.

 

Department of Transport...

[Bigjeeze]

I take it you are not of English extraction then? ;)

[Ronnie W.]

good guess ;)

[mumof4]

I must have excellant driving skills coz i aint got no flags!! ;) ;) :lol:

[morticiaskeeper]

It's already started round here. The ones with the flags are the same ones who moan about fuel going up 1p a litre, then they waste fuel with these drag inducers.

 

An obstruction to a smooth airflow will create drag covering a distance of at least seven times the height of the obstruction, more when the obstruction is moving.

 

Years of experience taping up bodywork on racing cars and designing kites ;)

[Bigjeeze]

I at least applaud their patriotism. ;)

 

I resent the implication that this is in some way something to be denigrated. ;)

 

Can we at least please keep our racism to ourselves. ;)

 

I am proud to be English and British and I am also proud of our National Flags. ;)

 

I do not vote BNP I do not go to football matches I do not have a skinhead haircut.

I am in no way a racist or bigoted. :lol:

 

I am a patriot. ;)

[AndeeeH]

Any advance on 4? Saw a Vectra today supporting 4 England flags, 2 on each of the rear windows. :huh:

[Masked Marauder]

My daily drive is a Rover Metro.

 

It is totally crap, it got the award for worst handling, design, build, suspension everything! But I still bought it because it is a British car.

 

Now thats patriotism!

 

I was counting flags in the gutter/central reserve the other night. On a one mile stretch of the A14 I counted 24.

[gregers]

there be a lot more if and when we lose,

 

in my local town since weve been playing there has been a number of fights in pubs etc

with the boys in blue attending,

 

so why have there been fights when where BLOODY WINING can you imagine what it could be like if we do(hope not)lose, utter carange.

 

regards gregers

[NikpV]

there be a lot more if and when we lose

 

 

and we will - unless we play much better :huh: :huh:

[Bigjeeze]

I don't expect us to win - I want us to win!!!! :(

[mumof4]

personally i dont see what all the fuss is about.its only a game after all!!.With grown men kicking a ball, getting shirty and spitting. :(

[Masked Marauder]

Now I know why it has been quiet round here lately, you all play for England!

[NikpV]

personally i dont see what all the fuss is about.its only a game after all!!.With grown men kicking a ball, getting shirty and spitting. :(

 

 

the spitting is not obligatory but they seem to think it is :(

[Bigjeeze]

It's to get the bad taste of all the whingers out of their mouths!! :(

 

 

The taste of sour grapes from those who can criticise but not do the job themselves. Specifically those who wear skirts!! :(

[teresa]

well let us women do a footballers job for 90 mins and have there pay let them do our jobs and get paid peanuts then lets hear who moans it sure wont be us

[mumof4]

well let us women do a footballers job for 90 mins and have there pay let them do our jobs and get paid peanuts then lets hear who moans it sure wont be us

 

 

blimey..id kick a ball for 50k a week!!!!!!all id need to do is aim for the goal and away id go!! ;)

 

i dont get paid peanuts..i get paid with the dregs left in the peanut bag!! :( :(

[Guest 3.5bullet]

 

blimey..id kick a ball for 50k a week!!!!!!all id need to do is aim for the goal and away id go!! :(

 

 

 

lets get realistic here! you cant find your way home without haveing to ring someone for directions, so considering they swap ends at half time, so how the hell are you going to find the goal if they move it half way through the game :(

[mumof4]

 

blimey..id kick a ball for 50k a week!!!!!!all id need to do is aim for the goal and away id go!! :D

 

 

 

lets get realistic here! you cant find your way home without haveing to ring someone for directions, so considering they swap ends at half time, so how the hell are you going to find the goal if they move it half way through the game ;)

 

 

now thats low!!!!!! :( :o ;)

 

 

i'll just do what i usually do when im lost and havent got a clue.....i'll follow everyone else!! :D ...(or i could just get on me phone!!!!!!!!!!!! ;) :( )

[NikpV]

i'll just do what i usually do when im lost and havent got a clue.....i'll follow everyone else!!

 

trouble is just like the m4 half the people are going the wrong way :( :( ;)

[mumof4]

i'll just do what i usually do when im lost and havent got a clue.....i'll follow everyone else!!

 

trouble is just like the m4 half the people are going the wrong way :( ;) :(

 

 

Hmmm...wonder if you can get a sat nav chip implanted into the brain...now that would be useful!!! ;) , then if i did get lost i could blame something else!! ;)

[NikpV]

i'll just do what i usually do when im lost and havent got a clue.....i'll follow everyone else!!

 

trouble is just like the m4 half the people are going the wrong way :( ;) :(

 

 

Hmmm...wonder if you can get a sat nav chip implanted into the brain...now that would be useful!!! ;) , then if i did get lost i could blame something else!! ;)

 

you are a woman blaming someone else is built in :o :D

[mumof4]

i'll just do what i usually do when im lost and havent got a clue.....i'll follow everyone else!!

 

trouble is just like the m4 half the people are going the wrong way ;) :( ;)

 

 

Hmmm...wonder if you can get a sat nav chip implanted into the brain...now that would be useful!!! :o , then if i did get lost i could blame something else!! ;)

 

you are a woman blaming someone else is built in :D :D

 

 

well, there is that..but at least id be right to blame it on sum1 else if i ever did get lost again!! :(

[NikpV]

well, there is that..but at least id be right to blame it on sum1 else if i ever did get lost again!!

 

lets face it you can't find your a**e with both hands ......... well maybe something that b..... :( :( ;)

[mumof4]

well, there is that..but at least id be right to blame it on sum1 else if i ever did get lost again!!

 

lets face it you can't find your a**e with both hands ......... well maybe something that b..... :( :( ;)

 

 

you saying i have a big tailgate there nik??????hmm???....least my brains are in the right place!! ;) ;)